Urban Kicker

He kicked my car. And then I hit another car. That's how it happened. And then he crossed the street laughing and caught the bus. He's an asshole. People are nutty, and being in the city many of the biggest nuts are condensed into one place. So the other day I'm driving my dog to the vet, and he's throwing up in my backseat, and I'm waiting to make a right turn. There is a pedestrian and a break in traffic so I wait to see if he's going to try to cross against the light. He doesn't move. I start to turn slowly and I hear this sound. At first I thought I hit the guy, so I turned to look but when I did I whipped my wheel in the direction of my looking and lightly hit a parked car and of course the person who owned the car saw it. I didn't hit the guy and I didn't hurt the car. Turns out the asshole kicked my car. I guess I'm glad I didn't hit him, though I now sort of wish I did. All was well. Glad I made the turn slow enough to not damage anything. But, don't kick peoples cars. It's just rude.