I Kissed a Girl, and..

Well, unlike Ms. Perry, I didn't have much of an opinion on the subject.

We went to a club, my first real clubbin' experience. My friends buy a table which puts us in the VIP section (big rolla's!). We're on the 2nd level looking down at all the unVIP's on the dance floor beneath us, with their glow sticks and dance moves. I'm goofing off, because, well, I can't take all of this seriously (so far removed from my comfort zone). So I'm fist pumping Jersey Shore style, dancing like a dork, feeling those drinks catching up with me. One of the girls in our group is dancing next to me. She asks me a question that I don't understand, she asks again, "do you like kissing boys or girls better?" Well, I've never kissed a girl I tell her. And suddenly she grabs me and is kissing me. And it takes a while for my brain to catch up, like when she's done kissing me, and I look at her and say, "Oh, so that just happened." I think that maybe I can just pass it off as not happening, when I realize all the boys around us are watching. Perfect. I swear they have radar on girl on girl action. It's like bees to honey.

I had been so proud of my "I never felt a need to kiss a girl in college and get lots of attention" attitude. Well, there goes that. Although, I think I can say, I Was Kissed by a Girl, and have no feelings, maybe if there was cherry chap stick involved, I would have felt differently.

Moral of the story: I like kissing boys better. Waaaay better :)