I Dreamed a Dream.

And it was freaking ridiculous:

The story opens with me applying for a job. It was very sketchy as to what this job entails, but I get it, and I start that night. I show up to work, it's the night shift. I'm working at a grocery store. I am on patrol, to keep the peace. What peace could need to be kept in the grocery store you ask? Well think about it, there are all sorts of competing items shoved together in small areas. I'm working to keep peace between one particularly hostile rivalry. My job is to keep peace, if not improve relations between Pudding and Jello. Now this particular night is exceptionally heated, because outside, the actual human family of Pudding has kidnapped one of the children in the Jello family. Supermarkets across the world are teaming with tension. Now this seems relatively easy, just stand there and make sure nothing happens. You must remember however, there is dry Jello and Pudding, and the pre-made kind. And, it's not like all the products haven't taken sides, the whole store is deeply divided over the days happenings. Anyway, I'm deep in negotiations after the Lay's have tried to sneak to the Puddings and topple them off the shelf.

I cannot remember the rest. The point is, I dream about warring between lunch snacks. Don't every tell me, "I had the strangest dream last night!" I can knock the socks off your weird dreams. And then I'll probably dream about that too.