Mass Murder.

Joe is sort of a pansy. He really hates spiders. So when he went charging through the house today because there was a spider in the bathroom I thought he was sort of dramatic. I had no idea this little spider would rock our morning. Because, this little spider was huge and meaty. I thought it looked insane, the backside had a striking resemblance to a pineapple. So, I took a shoe to the critter. When the shoe made contact, BOOM! The spider EXPOLDED into thousands of little pieces that were baby spiders. All that odd looking stuff on her backside were babies. So there were now a ton of little baby spiders all over Keith and Mary's bathroom. I jump up and slam the door shut. I'm pretty sure Joe is on the bed screaming and Dani and I are jumping around grossed out. So what do I do? The first and only think I can think of, I hairspray them. But then Joe showed up and we raided the loving jeebus out of them. And they went sizzle on the floor and died. We then put the mom in a cup incase more babies were chillin and Joe decided to back over he with a car. A bit much? yes. But, he needed to feel some power over the little spider who petrifies him with so much fear.