Boobies.

Dear Gentleman of America,

We need to have a little chat, I've got a little bit of a beef with some of you. I feel that some of you are starting to over step your bounds into woman territory, and I for one do not like it. We've got our things, and you've got yours and that's why the world works. One of those things that should be left up to the females of our species are boobs. I recently have found myself walking down the street guessing the cup size of men walking past me. MEN. When did it become acceptable for so many men to have cuppable boobs? I hate it. I've seen some man boobs that rival mine! ALMOST.. I mean, let's be honest :)

I don't really appreciate that you've begun to nurture a little garden of boob on your chest. Maybe I just get jealous when I see perky, large man boobs. Com'on some women take a knife to their chest to get large boobs like that, and yours will just be under appreciated because you're a DUDE. Women aren't so much looking for a guy with a nice rack, since, you know, we have our own. And ours have a purpose. There are biological reasons that lumps of fat grow on our chest. Can you keep an infant alive and fed? No.

And to another point, women are made to strap and hoist and push-up our boobs, but men can just walk around with them free. I think that if your going to let your man boobs get large and in charge then you should have to keep them hoisted and strapped too. It would be the decent thing to do. I'm tired of these double standards. I gotta wear a bra, you should too. Besides, it'll be good for your back :)

My point is, boobs should be left to the ladies. We know how to work 'em and use 'em, we look far better with 'em, so please just leave it to the pros.

Love,

Karlene